I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Randomize
