Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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