we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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