i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
is that a dick in a sweater?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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