i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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