i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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