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(612): View more from Minnesota

im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.

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(516): View more from New York

There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.

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(518): View more from New York

You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.

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(512): View more from Texas

I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra

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(845): View more from New York

our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.

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(541): View more from Oregon

So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display

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(510): View more from California

Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.

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(214): View more from Texas

Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.

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(303): View more from Colorado

please don't ironically join a cult

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