Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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