i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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