Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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