butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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