Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Pants are for mortals
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
