A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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