Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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