stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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