Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
my liver is dry heaving
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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