Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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