Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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