I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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