And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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