it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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