I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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