I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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