i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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