Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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