Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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