he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I love having hate sex.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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