Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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