There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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