She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
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If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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