Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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