We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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