i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
