She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
