so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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