she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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