just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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