Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Duck Duck Cougar?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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