My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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