If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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