one might say we're banned from that church
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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