You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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