I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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