...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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