Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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