She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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