I wanna bring you to show and tell
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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