its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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