It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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