I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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