fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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