the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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