D3 body, D1 cock
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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