Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
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He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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